Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jada dhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai..
Jitne
teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe
hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya
jaye
Very very funny quotes written, On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure, Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.
Ladka speedbraker ke upper se bike nikalega ya side se.... ye espe depend karta hai peeche Friend Betha Hai ya Girlfriend...
Husband
wife me jhagra ho gaya. Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna me Facebook par
status update karne ja rahe hu "Mere husband ko Vyapam scandals ka bare
me puri jaankar hai"
Kisi ko kisi ki chinka
nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak
sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar
hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai..
Kisi
ko kisi ki chinka nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai But kuch cool boys
manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id,
whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue
hai..
4 Boys On a Bike Police:- Triple
Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...? Boys (Shocked
):-Look Behind... And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj
Party Deni Thi..
Badi Shiddat se chaha tha
ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me
se 1 recharge wala uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda
boyfriend........ Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...
1
ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha Ladki-Jaan tum mughe Rani
kyo kahte ho? Ladka haskar bola-kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai
Ladki- Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu? Ladka-Kyo? Ladki-haskar
boli-kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai
Hum mobile me 3G - 4G Data recharge karate raah gaye Aur Wo Tata Sky wala ladka 8 rupaye me mast ladki ptaa li
1
person ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko just 7 second me upar pahucha diya
Superman-No Spiderman-No Batman-NO Rajnikant-No Batao kaise ? . Very
simple, Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .
#
Notice By Traffic Police # Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan ek saath
naa kare Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai Janhit me Jari
Shadiyo
me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai 1. To wo jo bhangra special hote
hai 2. Dusre nagin special 3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai
Kanjoos
Baap ki bete ne kha:special sms fun for friend "Papa meri girlfiend
pregnant ho gayi h. 70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke." Kanjoos ne chup
chap rupaye de diye. 3 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri girlfriend
pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h. Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye
de diye. 5 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli: "Papa, I am
pregnant.!" Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke
kaha: "Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....
Dèar
Friènds, birth and dèath are controlled by Lord GOD Smartphone n tv
remote are only controlled by us Do whatèver you love to dospecial sms
fun for friend
Water, Electric, Petrol ke
daam koi bhi Govt kaam kar sakti H koi Govt en ladkiyon ke nakhre kaam
kar ke dikhaye to baat ban jaye....
Earthquakes aane ke Fayde Muhale ke sari ladkiya bahar dekhne ko mili Preety, Sweety, Payal, Pinky or etc.
Jis
Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari, Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach
me Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai
Specially
4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho
to apni shadi ka video backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega appki wife
aap ke gale se haar uttaregi, car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege
Rashtriya
Maun - Manmohan Singh Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan
Akhilesh yadav ne
Modi par nishana sadhate hue kaha ki political news jokes unhone bina
poche mughe jharu lagane wala me nominate kar diya hai mai jharu nahi
lagaugaaaaaaaaa...........................political news jokes
Baap
ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...top 10 funny sms Oh God, She
Smokes Phir wine ki bottle dekhi... Oh God, She Drinks too... Phir ladke
ko dekha Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H
Jab ensan ke
Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H Aur jab purus ke
Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H... uski shadi ho jaati H marriage jokes
in hindi.............marriage jokes in hindi
Arz
Kiya Hai.... Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho
gayi. Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho
gayi......
Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"
Ladki
golgappe kha rahe thi....25-30 kha liye honge phir usne BF se poocha
aur 10 kha lu? Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le
Kehte
hai dil se aankhe band karó Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì tàsveer
dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà, màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà....
funny sms on gf
Pati patni me jhagda ho
raha tha Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu Patni - Darte to tum ho, pahli
baar jab tum mere ghar aye the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the or mughe
dekho me akele chale ayi na...........husband wife jokes
What was world first password ? new jokes Think... Think... Any idea... Any guess... Anything... That is.... "Khul jaa Sim Sim
After
great demands from all husbands.......... All new app called "Darr" is
launched for Smartphones..... As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it
closes all open websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide
all special folders and best of all. puts your wife's photo as a
wallpaper. Also, your wife name run as screensaver When Smartphone
screen is idle.
Hindi bhi yaaro azeeb bhasaa H Ghari bigarr jaye to kahte hai band aur Ladki bigarr jaye to kahte hai chalu......
Salman-
main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H..
John- 1000 log.. Hrithik :- 5000 log.. Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch
bolu?................mastiful 2016 jokes
Suhagrat
Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai hindi jokes 2016 Ladki Se Bat Karna,
No Kissss Karna, No Hug karna, Nahi Fir LÖVË romance Karna, Na Yaar Agle
Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana...............very funny romantic
jokes
Pyaar karna hai to Nirma Powder vaali
se karo.. Pyar karna hai to . . . Nirma Powder vaali se karo.. Kyuki ek
vahi hai jo kehti hai: Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo
Very
very Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale very funny romantic sms ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho Jiski girlfriend ke periods late
ho Gaye............very funny romantic sms
1
jaruri suchna Kripya Dhyan De- Atyadhik thand ki sthiti me
Suprabhat/Goodmoring ke sandesh/msgs Dopahar 2.00 PM taak Sweekar kiye
jayege Sath he Shubh Ratri/Good Night ke sandesh/msgs 7.00 PM se manya
honge
Mülayam Singh said he always opposed laptop
scheme.....new jokes We distributed laptops & ppl of d UP state
heard d speeches of Modi on these laptops. Modi on Facebook.... Modi on
Twitter... Modi on WhatsApp...Modi...Modi...They were impressed, and we
lost the polls. Ækhilesh claims tat d laptop scheme as a big
achievement of his gov coz he knows well new jokes what students love -
WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, chat with girlfriend, watching new jokes
movies.
Sai etna dijiye ek aashram ban jaye very funny sms on rampal ander me masti karu police bhi na ghus paaye
In
1950 A Boyfriend seek a faithful loving cute girlfriend very funny
girlfriend boyfriend sms jokes 2015 2016 boyfriend having Gorgeous GF
just seek lonely place/home/farmhouse
Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai pakre gaye to h00 halla aur N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....
Papu
: papa meri girlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb
sikha kaha se.....Nalayak...kambakht...! Papu: papa IIN (idea internet
network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to
Shuddh
Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye - Naasta banana, Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna Kapre dhona Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi
jaldi shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H aur ye sabhi kaam koi
estri bhayankar krodh me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H
Pati
- aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h? Tumhara Whats App aaj band
hai kaya? Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha khojte
khojte safai ho gayi.....
Watching India v
Sri Lanka, 4th ODI match - . . Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka
mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"
Raat
me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye jana kisi stunt
se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §
Hindu
marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage? Coz- Indian Constitution
árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme
offence...
ek hath me Lipstick dusre me
Mobile Ek kaan cooker ki siti par dusra whatapp ki notification par ek
aakh TV serial par dusra husband ki activity par koon kahta hai nari
jiwan aasan h
Latest New santa banta jokes 2016 SANTA-
Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h? BANTA- Desh me itna
terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai
yaar.....terrorist jokes
Lovely lines by a lovely preety Girl: “He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge… I’m going to steal his last name…
Teenage
love story - Boy- I love you Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?
chandu
ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe? kabhi chinese
chiken chilly bhi khila de!
Mere se
Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana duginew
funny sms in hindi aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan
to dekho kamini ka
As I look back in my
life, I Remember Tears i Cried Jokes I laugh & Things I lost &
Missed by Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”
snta
to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega? Mitthu - Tu apni
bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab
diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
aksar cute girls ke boyfriend phale se hote h par mera manana h ki goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h
Arz
kiya jara gour kijiyega- kami libas ki jism par azib lagi hai mughe
amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai ye mene kab kaha yaaro ki wo mughe buri
lagti h
Ladki ka baap ladke se
puchta hai... Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” . Ladka:
“6 mahine se” . Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . . Ladka:
“mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega
Böy: Hey, I've göt 2 words 2 tell. Girl: Wat? Böy: Ï Löve Ü! Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds? Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.
GF: Truth or dare? BF : Truth! GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ? BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
On
this ßirthday apart I have just óne wish That I cóuld be with yóu tó
hug and tó kiss Hów much dó I love yóu you may never know But the next
time I see yóu I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2016
///,
( '_ ' ) <( )> . J L aise the hum. lekin aapke SMS ke intezar
me.. (',' ) <)(> . J L aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
Nasha
tha unke pyar ka , jiss mein hum kho gaye , unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one
Tum
haseen ho Gulab jaisi ho bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho hothon se
lagakar pee jayoon tumhe Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.......special
tarif msgs for girlfriend
While preparing
her resume a young girl wrote: mast mast sms in hindi special
qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
Hanging
out would be Boring; Movies would not be Entertaining; Chatting would
not be Engrossing; Shopping would not be Happening; And hence Life would
not be Cool; If you were not my dear friend!
Arz
kiya hai- Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye, Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate
hai, Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye, Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.
A
shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping "Dear
Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."
Kabi
pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena dost Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe
goli mar dnge (,'')__;=- /) ) _/ / Thaaen Thaaen Ek to best msgs kro upr
se nautnki.
Height of
intelligence Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon? Natkhatlal - Obviosly
Moon.. madam: How? Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son'
ayega na !
Madam ask Question
to student of 12th Standard What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity
over internet?How you see? Student Answered - We watch in Full HD
Asaram-Kahe ki Maa ko jaldi girftar karke meri jail bhej do Asaram-me unka entzaar kaar raha hu khub jamgi jodi BABA aur B@BY ki
kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se accha hai media ke samne ro lo, saab
yahe karte hai
Kahe ki Maa-Jail jane se dar nahi lagta.... darrr to Aasharam se lagta hai..
Ek
Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich
liye taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan
Radhe Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai
Hasrat-e-Didaar
ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi Maat poocho aab
Halat-e-babsi... Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane
aata hai
Jo baandhe se bande aur torne se toot jaye uska naam bandhan Jo apne aap baan jaye aur jivan bhar na tute uska naam Sambandh
Suna
hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale hai vo kahte hai hum log-
Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaam karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
Kajriwaal
sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai"
aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege
Apple- I look like the human heart Mango- I look like a stomach Grapes- I look like eyes Banana- I hate this game
Airtel
Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai? Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!! Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur
dono me 3G+3G hai to ho gaya na madam 6G
Bhartiya
naari sanskaar wali hoti hai Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko -Abe
Gadhe -Oye Gadhe -Sun Gadhe nahi bolti esiliye wo short me
"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"
Kuch log
Facebook(Social Websites) par Dislike button se satisfied nahi hai woh
esa button chahte hai... Jis par click karne se comment karne wale ke
ghar kanooni notice pahuch jaaye
Ab Delhi me
kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki ki
Car ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!
Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion
Delhite
Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank
balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai?? Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere
pass odd aur even number ke gadi wale 2 boyfriend...
Mai
to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade aur unko hamri Problem
ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai? Dosto se
rupye udhar lekar unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai, Bus se
chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love
subsidiary jari kar de.....
Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan aur galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke....
Santa-Bhaiya
aaj somose acche nahi bane hai Kal wale acche the Samosa waala- kaya
baat kar rahe ho? ye smose kal wale to hai bhaiya....
Kuch
ladke to bas esi ummid me blood donate karte hai ki Filmo ki tarah kisi
cute ladki ko unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo dundte dundte unhe
pyaar karne aaygi
Pappu 1 baar wedding party
me gaya... waha usne dbaa dbaa ke 20 butter nan kha liye thori der ke
baad pet me dard huwa... bhagkar toilet me gya pet pakadkar kar bola-
bahut dard ho raha hai Hey bhagwan ya to jaan nikaal de ya naan nikal de
Aajkal
Motorcycle Company es prakar ki bike bna rahi hai Jis par piche baithi
ladki Girlfriend ki jagah esi lagti hai Jese Vikram ke upper Betaal
latka ho....
